What do you think, Bobby? Best song with a man’s name in the title?
“Rhapsody Abramowitz. My publicist. Real tall fellow.”
Let’s move on. Whatcha doing?
“Paperwork. Being a fake priest is like being a cop: 95% paperwork.”
Why are you a fake priest now?
Bobby, you still have to pay taxes.
“Separation of fake church and state.”
Not a thing.
“My buddy Wesley Snipes says it is.”
Please do not take financial advice from Wesley Snipes. Why do you even know him?
“I was up for the part of Whistler in the Blade movies. Bastard Kristofferson snaked me out of the gig.”
You’d have killed it.
Tell Jeff Chimenti that I see him back there.
“Ah. Will do.”