- “Norman, Oklahoma.”
- “Yes, but not on Tuesdays.”
- “Bobby and Mickey make me call them ‘Uncle,’ and I’m not telling you what Billy makes me call him.”
- “That’s an inappropriate question.”
- “I once put Justin Kreutzmann in a figure-four leglock until he cried.”
- “Fifty duck-sized horses.”
- “John Mayer seems lovely; every time I meet him, he explains his outfit to me at length.”
- “No, I have not seen Gerald McRaney naked.”
- “Down the hall, and second door on the left.”
- “That is also an inappropriate question.”
- “Cyclotron. The thing that spins and you get pressed up against the wall? That’s number one, but I also love the Scrambler.”
- “I guess the one where you shoot the water pistol into the clown’s mouth.”
- “Deep fried Oreos? I suppose?”
- “How many carnival-related questions are there going to be?”
- “Ever hear those Trump demons talk about ‘their dad’ and ‘their father’ and get squicked out? That’s why I call him Jerry.”
- “Thank you for asking me about my personal life, Reddit user /u/cuntkicker1488.”
- “It’s dyed; my hair is naturally jet-black.”
- “Trixie is short for Trickortreat.”
- “Well, if that happens every time you eat shrimp, then you’re probably allergic.”
- “How much longer do I have to talk to these fucking nerds?”
- “Did you write that down?”
- “Why would you write that down?”
- “AND YOU HIT SEND?”
Trixie is my everything.
Off topic thought for ToTD…
I am heading to the Cleveland show tonight
I really want a T-shirt themed around the ridiculousness of the shoes as percussion.
If I had time I would replace the flying eyeball with a flying loafer, or perhaps a walking eyeball, I dunno just glad to be off work and rambling here where people would understand my sentiment..
Let Oteil sing… sure I am with that.
Let Mickey have a Shoe Solo !!
I am even more with that.. Just sayin.. to anyone who can relate..
More Shoe…
I’m envisioning a kit made entirely out of huge shoes (think clown-size and up), and Mickey hits them with little hand-held drums.
#EvolutionOfTheBeat