Preparations for the 50th anniversary shows are in full swing; TotD brings you there!

  • Sammy Hagar never sang for us, Bobby.
  • So just to be clear, Phil: Ned Lagin doesn’t need to be there.
  • I agree with Mickey: there should be cheese fries backstage.
  • Billy, please stop doing your magic trick.
  • Who brought a lynx to a fucking business meeting? What the hell is wrong with you people?
  • Let’s aim for no collapsing onstage, guys. Like, none at all. Sure, you’re right: one is the smallest number of times you can collapse onstage…unless you don’t do it at all. And that’s what we’re shooting for here.
  • Phil, you’re gonna do the Donor Rap when?
  • Billy, you’re not going to do the Boner Rap at all. It is not funny and it is insulting and it causes miscarriages and that’ll be the last we mention it.
  • Yes, we will be announcing this on “the Facebook.” No, we cannot do the whole tour on “the Skype.”