• The bait popcorn has failed. I repeat, the bait popcorn has failed. Billy has now laid his dick in a paying customer’s popcorn.
  • No, Bobby: we can’t show Star Wars. I can’t even begin to go into the reasons why not.
  • Hey, it’s TC! Hi, TC: I’ll have a large soda and a nachos, please.
  • I understand that Brent wants to see the movie, but Time Sheath technology is supposed to be a fucking secret and it’s hard to keep things under wraps when a guy who died 25 years ago is wandering around.
  • Why did Mickey bring a duffel bag full of raccoons?
  • What do you mean you;ve lost Billy? I need a 20 on Billy STAT, people.
  • Somebody is smoking clove cigarettes up in here.
  • I don’t know, my boss had the tickets. It’s about Bobby Garcia from the Rolling Stones.
  • Seriously: someone tell Brent to knock it off: he’s wandering around making ghost noises and people are beginning to ask questions.
  • No, Phil: Adrienne Barbeau is not in the movie. No, not even a cameo.
  • No, Mickey: it’s not a sequel to Cannonball Run. I can’t even imagine where you came up with that. Also, I need you to show me the bag with the raccoons still in it; your assurances are not good enough.
  • I’ve got a protectionist’s dick confirmed punched: Billy is in the area. Go to infrared.
  • Well, it’s a documentary about a 70-year-old guitarist, so there probably won’t be any cartoons before the feature, but you never know.
  • You dosed the ushers? I dosed the ushers! Jesus, how many people dosed the ushers? We should check on them.
  • All attempts to put Billy down have failed. Make ready Gipsy Danger.