“Hey! Look-a me! Pope’s at-a da Olympics!”
I don’t think you are, Pope Francis.
“Si, si. I make-a da joke. Is-a very diverse, this-a selfie.”
“Jesus don’t-a care where-a you come from. He care-a where you go to.”
Well, that’s lovely, Your Holiness.
“Is-a no me. From-a some song. Maybe Stryper. You-a remember Stryper?”
“The yellow and-a black attack. Needed less-a time praying, more-time practicing.”
Not a great band, no.
“If-a you can-a be called ‘sub-Dokken,’ then you ain’t-a no good.”
“Dokken had-a da best wig in-a rock and roll.”
I had no idea you were such an aficionado of ’80’s hair metal, Pope Francis.
“Si, si. Before I was-a da priest, I was-a da bouncer.”
I heard that.
“At-a da Rainbow Bar & Grill on-a da Strip.”
That’s not true.
“Was like-a da Paul Stanley said: crazy, crazy, crazy nights.”
He did say that.
“Every night was-a da party. So much-a skank.”
I would imagine.
“And-a Lemmy at-a da corner of-a da bar. High as-a da kite and-a playing da video poker. Resquiet in pace, Lemmy.”
“You no say-a Amen. I say-a Amen.”
“I-a forgive you.”
You been watching the Olympics?
“I been-a praying for-a da Rio.”