phil randos restaurant

“Folks, I can’t thank you enough for coming out to Terrapin Crossroads. We’re glad to have to have you.”

“Oh, Phil: we had a great time. Thanks for taking a picture with us.”

“No worries at all. One small question: that confused-looking bearded man–”

“You mean Bobby?”

“–who just left your table? Did he ask you to join the Grateful Dead?”

“He did, yes.”

“I see. Would you excuse me one moment?”

“BOBERT HERBERT WALKER WEIR, GET OVER HERE!”