Are you scared of Halloween?

“It’s the spookiest holiday.”

No other holiday is even slightly spooky.

“Valentine’s Day seems to frighten people.”

Sure. How did the Dead celebrate Halloween?

“Well, you know: we didn’t. See, for some people to go out dancing, other people like us gotta work.”


“Bands are like bartenders and strippers: we can only work when everyone else isn’t.”

Perks are good, though.

“I wasn’t complaining.”