• Andrew Sullivan’s return to public life, especially if he manages to mention going to graduate school in the first sentence of his 85-million-word screed on how he misread Plato.
  • The latest behind-the-scenes brouhaha at Warner Brothers over the DC Universe movies; not seeing movies used to be so easy, but now you have to take an active stance and start a year early.
  • Oldchella.
  • Blac Chyna.
  • Two sides of the same dumb coin: “militant”/”white tears.” There are serious conversations about race being held, and they need to be, but people using these phrases are not sitting at the grown-up’s table.
  • Anything involving the following words:
  • Super-delegate.
  • Piers Morgan.
  • Prince + Will. (This is a combo: I don’t want to hear about Prince’s will, nor Prince William.)
  • Bitcoin.