Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

People Magazine’s Choogliest Man Alive

You put that nub away, mister.

“Kiss my ass.”

Put it away.


“And maybe you should think about a hat for the next few weeks.”



  1. I’m convinced he would have made People’s Sexiest Man Alive cover had he just hung on for a few more years.

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    January 5, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Garcia used to take cups like that and cut a hole in the side. He would then hold the cup in his left hand, stick his left middle finger in the hole, and, kind of hide his right hand. People would see that and go: “Wait a minute, did he lose the finger on his right hand or on the left? I am sure it was the right but maybe I have been wrong all along?”. Of course, they were all too fan-crazy to ask him which hand.

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