Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Peter Shapiro’s Balls

bbowl13f-1-web“You see that shizz?”

We’re still saying “shizz?”

“Just made two-and-a-half mil: Poppa gonna strut.

Nice work.

“I started with nothing but the clothes on my back and the club my father bought me: it’s been a climb, man.”

Modern-day Horatio Alger story.

“God bless America.”

Sure.

“You wanna see something cool?”

Is it your dick? Because every time someone’s whipped it out on me, they said something like that first.”

“$2.5 million. In cash.”

You have the money in cash?

“Briefcase.”

Fuck, yeah, I wanna see it.

“Check it out.”

Click click.

“What? But…how”

what is it?

“NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS! IT’S NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!”

CUT TO: MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA

“Jill, where did today’s paper go?”

“Haven’t seen it, honey.”

“Maybe the dog buried it.”

“Yeah, maybe.”

“Love you.”

“Love you, too.”

45 Comments

  1. Anagrams for “Peter Shapiro’s Balls”

    A Barer Shoppes Tills
    A Barter Shlepps Oils
    A Bear Hells Trips Ops
    A Blare Ripples Hosts
    A Sabre Steps Hip Roll
    A Bear Ripples Sloths
    A Baser Pets Hip Rolls

  2. A Sib Hell: prose a’ Satr

    I tried lel

    (Translation: when you’re around people, keep your dick and balls inside your pants.)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

*