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Peter Shapiro’s Balls

bbowl13f-1-web“You see that shizz?”

We’re still saying “shizz?”

“Just made two-and-a-half mil: Poppa gonna strut.

Nice work.

“I started with nothing but the clothes on my back and the club my father bought me: it’s been a climb, man.”

Modern-day Horatio Alger story.

“God bless America.”

Sure.

“You wanna see something cool?”

Is it your dick? Because every time someone’s whipped it out on me, they said something like that first.”

“$2.5 million. In cash.”

You have the money in cash?

“Briefcase.”

Fuck, yeah, I wanna see it.

“Check it out.”

Click click.

“What? But…how”

what is it?

“NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS! IT’S NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS!”

CUT TO: MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA

“Jill, where did today’s paper go?”

“Haven’t seen it, honey.”

“Maybe the dog buried it.”

“Yeah, maybe.”

“Love you.”

“Love you, too.”

45 Comments

    • August West

      Speaking of ham and sausage links.
      http://d11cbnttr0b724.cloudfront.net/img_dreamed/452728.jpg

      • spencer

        It’s like a bad car accident, it hurts to look but I just can’t turn away

      • August West

        You will go blind — trust me. hahaha

      • spencer

        I can’t wait for Kelly to stumble upon my search history….

      • August West

        Wait what? I Kelly Kate’s sister? Or have you been pulling my finger all this time. hahahaha

      • spencer

        Oops so much for fake names…

      • August West

        Don’t blame her for wanting to stay anonymous in this loony bin. ahahha

      • Dewtherightthing

        Did bobby file a police report for his stolen shorts…totally pulling this look off

  1. spencer

    http://i.imgur.com/VG6LBWO.gif

    • spencer

      Totd and Maggie at Brooklyn bowl

    • August West

      http://media.giphy.com/media/ucavvsW1GUWbK/giphy.gif

      • spencer

        For a fifteen year old girl Maggie sure resembles a football coach

      • thoughtsonthedead

        Is that what you used Deep Dream for?

      • August West

        Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?

        The Dude: No you’re not wrong.

        Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?

        The Dude: You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.

        Walter Sobchak: Okay then.

      • maggiemay

        I’m hotter than all of you

        Especially Spencer

      • August West

        IT’S ALL SPENSER’S FAULT!!
        http://i.imgur.com/69EhjJg.gif

      • spencer

        http://i.imgur.com/Eq4XHeb.gif

      • spencer

        I don’t think your ready for this jelly…….

      • August West

        Lookin good there spenser. Black is def yer color. haHAHAHA

      • spencer

        That’s not my underwear, that’s a fanny pack

      • August West

        Nice , I won’t ask what you carry in your pack. haaha

  2. Boogaloo

    Anagrams for “Peter Shapiro’s Balls”

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  3. maggiemay

    A Sib Hell: prose a’ Satr

    I tried lel

    (Translation: when you’re around people, keep your dick and balls inside your pants.)

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