Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To


phil shoreline 89Hey, Phil. You think the earth’s flat?

“No. I think the earth is phlat.”

Nicely done.

“I’ve been telling it all day and no one liked it until you.”

It’s more of a print-based joke, really.


Your shirt looks like breakfast at a fancy Mexican resort.

“If you say so.”


  1. Phil would think the Earth is flat, and if the earth tuned up, phil would complain it was off tempo.

    This earth is not good enough for Phil.

  2. Steven Seachrist

    January 27, 2016 at 2:38 am

    You mean phancy.

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