Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Phamily Band

“Having a much better time playing with you than last go-round, Treyvon.”

“Yeah, we’re kicking ass.”

“It’s not that. It’s because the drummers aren’t here.”

“You guys do not get along.”

“Too old to deal with their bullshit any more. Neither of ’em ever grew up. I heard they went on several panty raids this last tour.”

“I think panty raids are felonies now.”

“They were always felonies! Both of them are felons!”

“I getcha.”

“Your drummer’s an idiot, isn’t he? Imagine two of the little cross-dressing hobbits running around.”

“I don’t want to.”

“So we understand each other.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Good man. Now let’s play faster and annoy Weir.”



  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    March 6, 2018 at 9:50 am

    Bob let Trey play his guitar???

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