Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Phil Looks Great

The Core Four is back, Enthusiasts.


When Bobby was a young man, his parents were murdered by a camera in a mugging outside a movie theater; this explains why he looks at them this way now.


“Thoughts on my Ass!”

Hey, Billy.


Stop that. She looks lovely and respectable.

“This is a film festival. No one here is respectable.”

Yeah, okay.

“Ginger skank.”

Stop it.

“Great thing about redheads is that you can bring ’em around your color-blind friends and they don’t get hit on.”

Color-blind people can see redheads, Billy.

“Not from my experience. Weir’s cockblocking me here a little, though.”

Don’t hit on her.

“She got chest freckles, man.”


“Gonna give her a log flume.”

“Gonna give her a log flume.”

“Gonna give–”

What’s a log flume, Billy?

“Everything’s real gentle at first, and then I go down without warning.”

We’re done.

“Winter of Skank!”



  1. I can’t for the life of me figure out which parts of Mickey’s face are askew and which aren’t. You could open a Mystery Spot rolling things “uphill” on his glasses.

  2. Who Framed Bobert Rabbit….badum tsss

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