Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?
“Picking and grinning.”
Your bass isn’t headless.
“No, it looks like a shark’s vagina.”
I was mistaken. Phil, can I ask you some questions?
What’s your favorite part of doing laundry?
“I don’t…what? I don’t do the laundry.”
What is laundry to you?
“I don’t understand the question.”
How do you make laundry an enjoyable task?
“I told you I don’t do the laundry. What’s wrong with you?”
What’s Phil Lesh’s laundry pet peeve?
“What the fuck is that? Who would have a laundry pet peeve?”
What’s your proudest laundry victory?
“Get off my property, jackass.”
Tell me a laundry fear that you conquered.