Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Phil To Solid Line

phil-txr-grinning-onstage

Hey, Phil. Whatcha doing?

“Picking and grinning.”

Literally.

“Yeah.”

Your bass isn’t headless.

“No, it looks like a shark’s vagina.”

I was mistaken. Phil, can I ask you some questions?

“Shoot.”

What’s your favorite part of doing laundry?

“I don’t…what? I don’t do the laundry.”

What is laundry to you?

“I don’t understand the question.”

How do you make laundry an enjoyable task?

“I told you I don’t do the laundry. What’s wrong with you?”

What’s Phil Lesh’s laundry pet peeve?

“What the fuck is that? Who would have a laundry pet peeve?”

What’s your proudest laundry victory?

“Get off my property, jackass.”

Tell me a laundry fear that you conquered.

“Robbie!”

Going.

1 Comment

  1. As I recall travelin across this great country to seek out the Phil Zone and chant because we actually wanted to hear this man sing. Surprisingly further up the road this picture now takes on a strange meaning of dryer sheets.

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