Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Phrases That Will Get Your Meeting With President Obama Canceled

Screen Shot 2016-09-05 at 9.51.41 PM

  • I’m gonna tackle that fancy fuck.
  • Son of a bitch.
  • Son of a whore.
  • Son of a goat.
  • Deez nuts.
  • Well, golly: I hope nothing bad happens to the president while he’s here, but who can tell the future?”
  • I’m gonna shove an electromagnet up his ass and push him into a sword shop.
  • Dicks out for Harambe.
  • Obama’s uncle is the most affordable pricksuck in Duluth.
  • Commander in chief? More like Commander of my foreign dickcheese.


  1. Probably called him a yella-belly for not standing up to the US persecution of the Mambog tree.

  2. Ahhhh … you should have wrote for Letterman. deeeeeeez nuts … juss never gets old.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.