Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Pig Weighs In

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“American Express?! My backup band done got inta bidness with the American Express?”

Seems like it, Pig. Some of them, at least.

“Y’take your eye off somebody for 45 years and look what happens.”

You said it.

“They turned me down flat, those moneylenders did!”


“Sent me a letter sayin’ they didn’t want my custom! The ol’ Pig pays his damn bills! It was th’ rest o’them layabouts couldn’t write a check and they got me profiled, they did!”

Did they give you a reason?

“Said ‘Pigpen’ wasn’t no real name.”

That’s because it isn’t. What’s your real name again?

“Pig Pennington!”

Oh, knock it off.

“Aw, I’m jus’ funnin’ ya.”

You think things were better back then?

“Dunno about that. Seem to remember gettin’ busted a lot.”



  1. Pigpen kept his Ford Cortina no?

  2. Better exhume the Pig and let him Pig Vomit cuz his laughing bones are gonna set off the next Cali earthquake.

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    October 8, 2015 at 2:45 am

    i could see Pig traveling to Africa and doing micro-loans, supporting local small bidnesses.

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      October 8, 2015 at 3:35 am

      a hot links & biltong stand. roadside shots of Bell’s Scotch Hut. Beatle Boots ‘n’ Bandanas while-u-wait. a Ceremonial Bubu purveyor. Low on Mojo? Try Pig Herbals.

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