Five minutes.
“Already?”
Yeah.
“I’ll be there.”
Nervous?
“Been doing this a while.”
Yeah. Garcia?
“That’s me.”
…
What did I tell you about that fucking Time Sheath?
“Aw, come on. Just the first set.”
Absolutely not.
…
Holy shit, you’re not even wearing a disguise.
“You know how many bearded fat guys are gonna be here?”
Good point, but you have to find a reality where you haven’t been dead for two decades.
“Dick.”
Whatever. Someone has to be the grown-up, apparently.
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Why do I smell smoke?
“Dressing room caught fire; no idea what happened.”
You’re gloriously consistent, you know that?
“I’m not as complicated as I seemed.”
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What? Why are people doing this? Is the comment section glitching?
Can’t tell if it’s trolls, spambot trolls, or you being so f**king popular.
Either way, the sign was a nice touch that warmed my crotchety young heart.
I have no clue why the other guy does it, but it’s been growing on me, so I gave it a shot myself. Very glad you put the photo to good use.
The blog’s reached the level where we have our own in-group references. There’s an anthropology thesis in here somewhere.
So, is the room empty or can, like, Trixie & Annabelle hang out in there?