Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Popper? Hardly Even Know ‘Er!

Is there any way Dead & Company can sound like this, and not, you know, bad?

Also–and this is a left-field kinda thing–what if Beyoncé was in the band?

There would be many benefits to Beyoncé joining Dead & Company: the publicity alone would make it worth it. Beyoncé also insists that the musicians she hires (Beyoncé would begin treating the Dead as her back-up band from the first phone call) rehearse, so that would be good for everyone.  Jay-Z would also do a guest verse, and that would go entertainingly.

In related news: GODDAMMIT. Popper.

In semi-related news:



  1. Thanks for this ToTD. This is the most fun I’ve had at a football game in my life!

  2. OK, “Foolish Heart” may be the first miss for me.

  3. Awwright PURE BILLY!

  4. Bonnie Lass of Fenario

    September 10, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    It sounds like Sampson at this point…

  5. That percussion guy is tastefully subservient to the Billy..

    How it should be, Billy drives, you can sing along, but Billy Drives.

    • Don’t know what the feed was like, but, speaking as someone who was there: you couldn’t hear one hit of his bongos, not a single hit of his cymbals. He was aurally non-existent.

  6. I hereby give Benji permission to tie a couple glowsticks together and numchuck the fuck outa Popper…

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