Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Posse Call

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CELL PHONE NOISE

CELL PHONE NOISE

“Weir here.”

“Bobby, I lost her.”

“Who’s this?”

“It’s John.”

“John Mayer.”

“Oh, fine: Josh Meyers.”

“Hey, Josh. Great tour, huh. Found a lot of bliss.”

“Sure did, Bob. Listen: I’ve lost Katy Perry.”

“Check your other pants?”

“She’s not car keys, man. She’s a human being that–need I remind you–all of you people old enough to know better dosed quite heavily, setting off a chain reaction winding through a number of continents and featuring a rogue chemist.”

“Doctor Gary?”

“You’re gonna help me find her, Bob.”

“Yeah, okay. Been in the house for a week now and I’m nuts. Can we go on tour while we’re looking for her?

“I’ll pick you up in ten minutes.”

“You’re driving?”

“I’m driving.”

1 Comment

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    January 9, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    he should have a SpacePhone in his gitfiddle. that would be cool.

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