Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Possible James Comey Replacements

  • That terrifying black sheriff in the cowboy hat who hates black people.
  • The ghost of Clyde Tolson.
  • Colonel Klink.
  • Officer Krupke.
  • Jared Kushner.
  • Cop uniform stuffed with pillows and a watermelon for a head.
  • ED-209.
  • Buford T. Justice.
  • The Lawnmower Man.
  • Hans Landa.
  • Anthony “Big Mooch” Scaramucci, head of security at Mar-A-Lago.
  • Hulk Hogan. (“Watcha gonna do, brother, when the 24-inch pythons of justice come for you?”)
  • Dolores Umbridge.
  • Seriously, I think Kushner could do it.


  1. Your choices are better, but it will probably be Sheriff Pitchfork from Milwaukee. Could be Chris Christie or Ghouliani as well, but Sheriff Pitchfork would be the most pliable choice.

  2. I think Sergey Kislyak is interviewing for the position tomorrow.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    May 10, 2017 at 10:49 am

    wearing a white Stetson hat. unhand that gone begone…….

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    May 11, 2017 at 3:01 pm


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