• Allergic to microphones.
  • Too busy thinking about the American people, and how she can best help them.
  • Bill can’t be left alone for that long without starting trouble.
  • How can she give a press conference when we’re at war with North Korea?
  • Car trouble.
  • Fuck you, that’s why.
  • She’ll give plenty of press conferences once George Soros and the Illuminati appoint her president, she promises.
  • Festival season, braj.
  • Because if you’re playing rope-a-dope, then you don’t wave your jaw around.
  • Hillary prefers one-on-one interviews , as when everybody’s talking at her, she can’t hear a word they’re saying.
  • Pokemon Go.
  • Something something Benghazi.