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Possible Subjects Discussed By Jeff Sessions And The Russian Ambassador

  • Jesus.
  • How does the Astros’ bullpen look this year?
  • Marihuana and its lethality.
  • Big furry hats. (Russian Ambassador: pro. Jeff Sessions: con.)
  • Putin’s nipples. (RA: pro. JS: also pro.)
  • Homosexuals, and the things that should be done to them.
  • Christ.
  • The theory that the Melungeon people of the Blue Ridge Mountains are actually the descendants of the Lost Colony of Roanoke.
  • Which fish is the scariest. (RA: cybernetic sturgeon with a machete. JS: no opinion.)
  • The Mpemba effect, which stipulates that hot water freezes faster than cold water.
  • Memes.
  • Who really won the 1972 Olympic basketball final. (RA: Soviet Union. JS: does not follow negro sports.)
  • Gladiator movies.
  • Weather.
  • Family.
  • Health.
  • I can’t think of anything else these two might have discussed.

4 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Al Franken makes all deadheads proud, He seems to have caught Jeff S being forgetful.

  2. Wrayven

    Jefferson Davis & other heroes of the C.S.A. that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III might have been christened after.

  3. wtfwjd?

    Melungeons – another arcane interest of mine shows up here!

    Also, am pretty sure they would have discussed the comparative redness of the Crimson Tide and Stalin’s Soviet Union.

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    whether or not Joe was being facetious about the team struggling

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynbqA7tS4eg

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