Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Possible Titles For The Dead’s New Broadway Musical*

  • Lady with a Phantom of the Opera.
  • Cats (Under The Stars).
  • The Philtasticks.
  • How to Succeed in Show Business Without Really Trying and While Killing Multiple Keyboardists.
  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Marin County.
  • Olompali!
  • The Producers (starring Lenny Hart and Ron Rakow).
  • Bring in da Nitrous, Bring in da Funk.
  • Kinky Birkenstocks.
  • Guys And China Dolls.
  • Hello, Bobby!
  • God Damn, do I Declare Yankees.
  • Bird Song Trilogy.
  • And so I Wrestle with the Angels in America.
  • Stinson Beach Memoirs.
  • Phantom of the Operator.
  • Fiddler on a Tin Roof.

*I don’t know why this is happening, either, but I think it’s safe to declare that we’re well past Peak Dead.


  1. TC did a broadway thing after the dead.

    It all comes around man

  2. God dammit, Chimenti! We trusted you!

  3. I wanna play.

    Dose me Kate.

  4. Mamma Mia tried

  5. The Music Man Never Stopped.

  6. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    June 7, 2017 at 12:01 am

    American Beauty, and The Beast

    Big Riverdance

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (it involved acid)

    Lesh Misérables
    42nd Shakedown Street

    Pig Ain’t Misbehavin’

    Porgy and Bess and Reuben and Cherise

    Fare Thee Well: The Musical!

    Greatest Westside Story Ever Told

    Jeff Chimenti, Superstar

  7. Persian and Old Lace.
    How to Succeed in Showbusiness Without Trying At All.
    Annie Get Your Syringe.
    They’re Playing Our Song (For 28 Minutes)

  8. Guys and China Dolls
    My Fair Lady with a Fan
    Doin’ That Ragtime
    10-19-73 Oklahoma!

    Nice work everyone. Lesh Miserables and Music Man Never Stopped are my faves.

  9. LOL, those are amazing,

    Lesh Miserables…

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