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Predictions For Set Two Of Bobby And Phil At Radio City

  • Dicks out for John Perry Barlow.
  • The whole set’s acapella.
  • Hologram Garcia. (Do not make Hologram Garcia.)
  • Even though it’s just the two of them, they’ll still manage to fuck up the ending to Samson.
  • A confused and out-of-place Antelope Greg wanders in and starts a fistfight with Rockstar Richard.
  • No drummers; 15 minutes Drums.
  • More stories from the ranch.
  • Out of habit, Phil tries to upsell the crowd on the jalapeno poppers.
  • You dosed the Rockettes? I dosed the Rockettes. Jesus, how many people dosed the Rockettes? We should check on them.
  • Mayor DiBlasio gets humiliated in public by a guy from Miami. (New York politics joke.)
  • “Maybe, uh, they should call it ‘Internet City Music Hall’ now. Just saying.”
  • Trey joins in on guitar, gets all psyched up to play the riff from Fire on the Mountain, Bruce Hornsby steps on it again, Trey cries.
  • Baby Levon on percussion.

7 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    How do they do this?

    I need a Show Buddy to hold my hand while I cry like a baby during hard rain

  2. Tor Haxson

    Lacking any one else to yell at, a mirror is rolled out and Phil yells at himself, gesticulating like an angry conductor

  3. Morning Deuce

    Poor trey got so jobbed on that fire. Why the fuk was Hornsby there again?

    • ReadingDoonesbury

      To give the event a greater sheen of legitimacy and hopefully put more bums in seats.

      Because everyone is a sexist asshole and forgot to call Donna.

      • Thoughts On The Dead

        Give this man a cigar.

  4. mulebyrd

    trey w/the boys set II night 2 was the good stuff …

  5. Luther Von Baconson

    grows ’em bordering the bocce courts. artisanal-like you see.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZmwn0LNhGo

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