Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Prep

Grateful Dead- distant view of

You wearing a poncho?

A VERY LARGE ONE.

Still.

RAIN HAS BEEN PREDICTED AND I AM A CAUTIOUS WALL.

Fine. Listen, you gotta prepare for these debates. Can’t just wing it.

I AM A GRATEFUL DEAD. WINGING IT IS THE POINT.

If you wing a presidential debate, people make fun of you forever.

THE TEXAN ON ALL THE OPIATES?

Yes.

WE SHOULD PREPARE.

Good. We need to figure out your positions.

IS THIS DEBATE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Republican.

MY POSITION IS “FUCK ‘EM”.

I don’t get it.

GIVE ME AN ISSUE.

Illegal immigration.

FUCK ‘EM.

Gay rights.

FUCK ‘EM.

China.

FUCK ‘EM.

You may have a shot.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT.

That’s a show biz rule, not politics.

THERE HAS BEEN NO DIFFERENCE FOR MANY YEARS.

Yeah, pretty much.

ANYTHING YOU PUT ON TELEVISION BECOMES TELEVISION, AND IS THEREFORE JUDGED NOT ON ITS OWN MERITS, BUT ON HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS AT BEING TELEVISION.

You think you’ll do well on TV?

I AM GLORIOUS. ALSO: TED CRUZ IS 5’9″ AND I AM A WALL.

Sure.

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  1. This is going to be the only thing that makes the next year+ bearable.

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