Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Q And A With B And B

billy and benjy at peach“HOTCHIE MOTCHIE! Where am I? What the fuck?”


“Benjy? I killed you. Where am I?”

“The Peach Festival.”


“Scranton, Pennsylvania.”

“That makes no sense.”

“No, but the check cleared.”

“Oh, thank God.”

“Did you maybe blackout a little bit?”

“Maybe a little bit, yeah.”

“We’ve been doing a Q-and-A for forty minutes. You know that, right?”

“What’s the last thing you remember?”



“Anything happened in between then and now?”

“Three or four of these sunshine, drug, and outdoor-pooping jamborees.”

“Did Woody Hayes sit in?”


“What else?”

“Joined a new band.”

“I did?”


“We sell out?”

“Two nights at the Garden.”

“I’m awesome.”

“You wanna know who’s in the band?”

“Doesn’t matter.”

“Doesn’t seem to.”

“There a blonde behind me?”

“How’d you know that?”

“Because I’m a Grateful motherfucking Dead, that’s why.”


“Shit like that is why you get murdered so much.”


“Just outside.”

“Jesus. The only reason more people living here don’t kill themselves is lack of ambition.”


“Yeah, okay.”


  1. I can never find any of these book signings on utube, but I did see this.

    Giddy the fuck up Benoit!

  2. Benjy will sign your book by sitting on it. hahaha

  3. I thought he spelled it Ben Wa?

  4. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 17, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    looks like buddy’s shower was interrupted

  5. Love what you’ve done with your hair ToTD! I got your back Maggs

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