“HOTCHIE MOTCHIE! Where am I? What the fuck?”
“Billy?
“Benjy? I killed you. Where am I?”
“The Peach Festival.”
“Georgia?”
“Scranton, Pennsylvania.”
…
“That makes no sense.”
“No, but the check cleared.”
“Oh, thank God.”
“Did you maybe blackout a little bit?”
“Maybe a little bit, yeah.”
“We’ve been doing a Q-and-A for forty minutes. You know that, right?”
…
“What’s the last thing you remember?”
“Chicago.”
“Dammit.”
“Anything happened in between then and now?”
“Three or four of these sunshine, drug, and outdoor-pooping jamborees.”
“Did Woody Hayes sit in?”
“Obviously.”
“What else?”
“Joined a new band.”
“I did?”
“Kinda.”
“We sell out?”
“Two nights at the Garden.”
“I’m awesome.”
…
“You wanna know who’s in the band?”
“Doesn’t matter.”
“Doesn’t seem to.”
…
“There a blonde behind me?”
“How’d you know that?”
“Because I’m a Grateful motherfucking Dead, that’s why.”
“Okay.”
“Shit like that is why you get murdered so much.”
…
“Scranton?”
“Just outside.”
“Jesus. The only reason more people living here don’t kill themselves is lack of ambition.”
“Scrapple.”
“Yeah, okay.”
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Billy and Gregg, 2 of rocks great humanitarians.
Hey, now. Billy’s a lot of things, but he’s no snitch.
I thought you were joking? Why is this fest in Pennsylvania?
I have no idea and have not done the necessary researh to correct my ignorance.
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Holy shit
Title’s got me feeling some type of way #crying
I’ve never felt any desire to find out what the fuck scrapple actually is. I feel like knowing would ruing the magic.
I hit the wrong “REPLY” button, shucks.
You don’t want to know Garrett. Don’t kill the unicorn
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Sculpting with scrapple always cheers me up Maggs
LOL SPENCER
I can never find any of these book signings on utube, but I did see this.
Giddy the fuck up Benoit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaFQZBnGS6k
Wait: is that him?
I think so, but more research is needed.
It’s def him the tool-ness is prevalent
You respect your elders.
You forgot the “young lady” at the end.
It was implied. You recognized that it was there and, in bringing it up, have shown very little savoir faire.
Also: John Popper says hi. We’re best friends now
OMFG UR GONNA TELL ME THAT I HAVE VERY LITTLE SAVOIR FAIRE???????? U WRITE A BLOG ABT FICTIONAL CONVOS U HAVE W OLD ROCK STARZ AND SK8R JEWS
And, yet : I have savoir faire.
i hate u
im sorry. i havent eaten all day
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Spencer.
This is art. You have compared TotD to Guy Fieri. You have presented us with a photo of Guy AND John and I don’t think that anyone could ever feel sad laying their eyes upon this image. Thank you for your contribution to this world. Thank you.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qKbZW8uJG6o/hqdefault.jpg
Im liking this video and adding it to my favorites and posting it on fb everyone in the entire world needs 2 see this
Benjy will sign your book by sitting on it. hahaha
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I have been a loving and faithful husband until now August.
oh my g o d …………..
Katie will not like this. But she will get half of your Dead Memorabilia. hahaha
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agAIN:
H O L Y S H I T ///……../////../.
You can borrow my clogs if you desire. Just tryin ta help. hahaha
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Terrapin> Good Lovin
hahaha. Ok, that was a good one.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f6/f6cdda23793775f10e52cadb5d590c1022dd89607012c48f1f425c45ffb82406.jpg
Beautiful
OK, have we beat this one to death? hahahah
http://www.designclaud.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DSC_2128.jpg
Terrapin>Brokedown Palace
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/529677/843906.jpg
have a really, really good time in Hell you guys. Tell Satan I said hello. We’ll miss you both so much!
Nice Shell-ter. I do like that house.
I guess we weren’t done. I hope no else is reading this thread. hahaha
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I thought he spelled it Ben Wa?
looks like buddy’s shower was interrupted
Love what you’ve done with your hair ToTD! I got your back Maggs