Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Railroad Bums, Transients, Out-Of-Work Guys

TotD was rummaging around in the Problem Attic this morning. Showed Dr. Luke around; he’s new to the place and keeps arguing he doesn’t belong there.

Sam was there. With his trenchcoat and beret hiding his belly and combover, and screaming like a horny baby. Cheating on his wife with her twin and expecting to get away with it. Showing up unreasonably late and unreasonably high. Driving his sports car with his stomach so he could use his hands to make a point. Staying up way too late.

Sometimes, Sam would stay up forever.

And I know, Enthusiasts, that none of this bullshit is cool anymore. It’s just skinny assholes in pirate clothing. Over-accessorized white dudes cheering for tits and hamming it up for the camera. Chromed-up whammy bars for coked-up prancers.

But, God help me, I still want to be Slash.


  1. If Slash was a post melenial writer instead of an 80’s musician….

    You kinda are Slash.

  2. Mike & Gloria Gonna Be My Name

    February 22, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    OT fan request: Can you or Mike M or someone fix it so that spencer’s and others pics show up in the comment section? They’re kinda like the McCoy Tyner left hand of funny around here.

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