Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Ready For The Feast

Was John Mayer not invited or did he have Celebrity Thanksgiving to attend?


Why is Oteil not sitting with the rest of the band? Is it because he wore sweatpants on Thursday?


Is Matt Busch wearing a fucking Islanders hoodie? Unacceptable, Matt Busch.


“Who’s the youngest here?”

“Black Phil.”

“Thanks, Billy. Black Phil–”

“Oteil. My name is Oteil.”

“–will you read the Four Questions for us?”

“Wrong holiday, Bobby.”


  1. I suppose that John is taking the photo

  2. Oteil is the only one with a cellphone out.

    fucking kids.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    December 5, 2017 at 12:34 pm


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