Was John Mayer not invited or did he have Celebrity Thanksgiving to attend?
Why is Oteil not sitting with the rest of the band? Is it because he wore sweatpants on Thursday?
Is Matt Busch wearing a fucking Islanders hoodie? Unacceptable, Matt Busch.
“Who’s the youngest here?”
“Thanks, Billy. Black Phil–”
“Oteil. My name is Oteil.”
“–will you read the Four Questions for us?”
“Wrong holiday, Bobby.”