You look nonplussed.
“Y’know, I’m gonna be honest with you and say I never quite zeroed in on the meaning of that word.”
I am so glad you said that. Me, either.
“I’ve had it explained to me a number of times.”
Looked it up.
“Sure, sure. Just won’t stick”
Let’s get past it. What’s wrong?
“You know I’ve lived in the same house since 1970, right?”
You don’t like the changes.
“Not these specific changes, I suppose. Just in general. I still got Snake T-Shirt.”
What about Madonna T-shirt?
“Ah, you know: one of the girls had an 80’s party and swiped it. Haven’t seen the thing since.”
Sad. Bob, you’ll get used to it.
“I’m barely used to Mickey being back in the band.”
This time or the previous times you let him back in the band?
“Whichever. Also, you know: play the same guitar for years.”
All guitarists do that.
“Still on my first wife.”
“And my first kids.”
Doesn’t work that way.
“One band, kinda.”
A lot of people do that.
Don’t bring Dio into this.
“Noticed you’ve got a Donate button on the side and down at the bottom now.”
Don’t bring the Donate button into this, either.