Thoughts On The Dead

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Reasons For Billy’s Absence

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  • Didn’t wanna.
  • Underestimated an edible.
  • Perfectly estimated an edible, but ate nine of them.
  • Just can’t look at any dude feet right now.
  • Halfway through a Settlers of Cataan game and needs to manage his lumber.
  • Halfway through a divorcée from Aurora and needs to manage his lumber.
  • Wandering around the lot handing out rolling papers and screaming, “CAN YOU DIG IT?” at Deadheads.
  • Nap time.
  • They didn’t have a jersey with the number 69 on it, so Billy refused to participate.
  • Murdering Benjy for old time’s sake.

10 Comments

  1. Punched the photographer in the dick.

  2. “Halfway through a Settlers of Cataan game and needs to manage his lumber.”

    This made me laugh HARD!!!

  3. I mean’t this one…

    “Halfway through a divorcée from Aurora and needs to manage his lumber”

    Fucked that up

  4. Luther Von Baconson

    July 4, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    jeff. stoic.

  5. I amuse myself…..

  6. Phil’s old girlfriend is in town….

  7. Jeff C is lookin serious about this, the rest of them are smiling and Bobby is forgetting something, but Jeff C, he is about to clothesline the camera man if he makes a move.

  8. Chimenti for president. Make America silver again.

  9. NoThoughtsOnDead

    July 5, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    I guess #81 could be a defensive end. But looking at JC and his number, I immediately thought of a wide receiver or slotback, like Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Brown. There ARE a few differences in appearance, of course…

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