Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Reasons Not To Eat Children

  • Not as tender as you might think.
  • Frowned upon by some cultures.
  • It is a crime.
  • In fact, eating a child is many crimes.
  • And you will not get away with it: underage cannibalism is not like shoplifting; they will keep looking until they find you.
  • Because the children are our future, unless you eat them.

What’s going on, chief? You in a little mood?

Why do you ask?

You’re weirder than usual.

The child-eating?

Yeah. That.

Sometimes I have thoughts in my head.

Leave them there.


  1. No wishbone.

  2. taste like chicken …

  3. get an organic one if you can, most are pumped full of meds and stuff

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