- Not as tender as you might think.
- Frowned upon by some cultures.
- It is a crime.
- In fact, eating a child is many crimes.
- And you will not get away with it: underage cannibalism is not like shoplifting; they will keep looking until they find you.
- Because the children are our future, unless you eat them.
What’s going on, chief? You in a little mood?
Why do you ask?
You’re weirder than usual.
Sometimes I have thoughts in my head.
Leave them there.