- Always be able to pick him out in a crowd of giraffes.
- Animals native to the Savannah are not signatories to the Geneva Conventions, and chemical warfare breaks out occasionally.
- A giraffe in a gas mask is a metaphor for something; you can just point to it and say, “2016, am I right?” and everyone will agree.
- Better safe than sorry.
- If you are in a band and need a bitchin’ album cover, well: there you go.
- Because any honest reading of the Second Amendment says that you can.
- It’s haute couture, darling; you wouldn’t understand.
- I don’t know if you’ve been to an Army/Navy store lately, but gas masks are so cheap that you can’t afford not to put one on your giraffe.
- Your sports team sucks, and you want to show your displeasure more strenuously than the old “grocery sack on the head” routine.
- Toys ‘R’ Us knows what it did.
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clerk 1: “Marlene, someone’s strapped a pornosexual mask on one of the Gerome the Giraffes in Aisle 2. Better call the Assistant Manager.”
Marlene: “S’OK, I read on line that DT is gonna deport all the Face Eaters to a small farm in Southern Ontario.”
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