- DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaamn: Booty.
- Splendid Rump.
- Fantastic Tushee.
- Exemplary ‘Tocks.
- A Backside Most Energizing And Callipygian, Stout In Presentation, and Warm In Winter, Which, By The Grace Of The Lord, Has Blessed My Face With Its Sitting. (Prince had been reading a lot of 19th-century American literature at the time.)
- Bodacious Dumper.
- Peachy-Keen Poop-Machine.
- Your Ass Is The Windshield, And I’m Montgomery Clift. (Prince didn’t tell anyone about that one, and threw away the piece of paper he had written it down on.)
- I Wanna Mow The Grass In Your Backyard With My Penis. (Also weird, sure.)
- Jesus Is The Son Of God, But Your Ass Is The Moon. (Prince had been up for a while at this point and was maybe getting a bit punchy.)
“am I to be stared at?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcSYjM5IvEM
Luther, your Order of Canada medal is in the mail! CanCon baby.