Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rejected Dwarf Names

  • Slappy.
  • Stanky.
  • Hinky.
  • Kinky.
  • Easy.
  • Peasy.
  • Lemon-Squeezy.
  • Burly.
  • Hairy.
  • The Great Moon-Faced One Whose Smile Is Made Of Flies.
  • Tushy.


  1. Starsky

  2. allthebeerscombine

    April 27, 2017 at 11:09 am


  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    April 27, 2017 at 11:27 am

    Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Mickey.

    • When Hornsby was in the band it was seven-member strong and buddies of mine made “Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it’s off to tour we go” shirts with Jerry, Bobby, Billy, Mickey, Vinnie, Hornsby & Phil as dwarfs. They went to Oakland for New Year’s ’91, sold a few and got busted by the merch cops in the lot. There were no logos or intellectual property used but I guess the likenesses were too good. I’ll see if he has any pictures of them.

  4. I firmly believe that the world would be a slightly better place if more men were named Slappy.

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