Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rejected Locations For Warren Zevon’s Werewolfs

  • New London, Connecticut.
  • Sheboygan.
  • Walla Walla.
  • Ouagadougou.
  • Assorted other comedically-named locales.
  • The N&Q line. (Too New York.)
  • Pink’s hot dog stand on La Brea. (Too LA.)
  • Werewolfville. (Too stupid.)
  • The DMV. (Actually, werewolfs at the DMV is a fine topic for a song. Lot of ways you could go with it: do they work there, or are they registering a used Saturn? Do werewolfs need two pictures on their licenses? One as a wereperson and then as a werewolf? Someone take this idea and write a rock opera about it, please. I don’t need to be paid, I just want tickets to see it.)
  • The Wild West. (There’s just too much going on.)
  • Saturn. (Too Sci-Fi, plus Saturn has 61 moons. Werewolfs should not go to Saturn.)
  • A bit outside London, not London proper at all, but if a non-British person asks, the werewolfs just say London to make things easier. (Too suburban.)


  1. Cleveland

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