- The Last* Jedi.
- That’s No Bantha, That’s My Wife.
- And The Cantina Band Played On.
- How To Survive A Darth Plagueis.
- Coruscant After Dark.
- The Ewoks Strike Back.
- Give Us Your Money, You Fucking Nerds.
- The Last Temptation of C3PO.
- A New Profit Base.
- Bib Fortuna v. Salacious Crumb: Dawn Of Jabba.
- The Five Stages Of Wookiee Grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Ripping Arms Off Monsters In Bars.
- Space Nazis In Space.
- Hamill-ton.
- Oscar Isaac Eating A Banana In Slo-Mo For Two Hours.
- Walt Disney Gets Frozen Carbonite.
- A Rolling Droid Gathers No Mos Eisley.
- The Big Red Five.
- I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This.
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Give us your money, nerds
Gets my vote. Lazy, and directly to the point.
Who’s the more foolish? The fools who make the movie, or the fools like us who’ll see it opening weekend?
Who are you kidding? Opening weekend? Opening night!
Yeah, me too.
I am starting to believe I have an abusive relationship with Star Wars.
I bought the stormtrooper 3-D glasses for my kids…And myself.
Thoughts on The Cantina Band. I’d read it.
How about,
I Am Your Grandfather