Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rejected Titles For Star Wars Episode VIII

  • The Last* Jedi.
  • That’s No Bantha, That’s My Wife.
  • And The Cantina Band Played On.
  • How To Survive A Darth Plagueis.
  • Coruscant After Dark.
  • The Ewoks Strike Back.
  • Give Us Your Money, You Fucking Nerds.
  • The Last Temptation of C3PO.
  • A New Profit Base.
  • Bib Fortuna v. Salacious Crumb: Dawn Of Jabba.
  • The Five Stages Of Wookiee Grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Ripping Arms Off Monsters In Bars.
  • Space Nazis In Space.
  • Hamill-ton.
  • Oscar Isaac Eating A Banana In Slo-Mo For Two Hours.
  • Walt Disney Gets Frozen Carbonite.
  • A Rolling Droid Gathers No Mos Eisley.
  • The Big Red Five.
  • I’ve Got A Bad Feeling About This.


  1. Give us your money, nerds

    Gets my vote. Lazy, and directly to the point.

  2. MeanPhishPerson

    January 23, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Thoughts on The Cantina Band. I’d read it.

  3. How about,
    I Am Your Grandfather

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