Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Rizzo’s Got A Bun In The Oven

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OMIGOD TAKE THE BABY OUT OF THE OVEN!

No.

TAKE THE TICKETS, JUST TAKE ‘EM!

Again: no.

It is an expression.

Yes.

In my defense, you would definitely get tickets if you were like, “Give me tickets or I’ll cook this baby.”

Your brain shouldn’t work the way it does.

Everyone has these thoughts.

They do not.

16 Comments

  1. Well, your blog is called “Thoughts on the Dead”

  2. First night I heard a girl shouting with the din of all the barkers selling stickers and posters:

    “Who wants to make a dead baby?”

    It took me a bit to compute, but she wanted to conceive a child with a total stranger in honor of the fare thee well. I thought about it, but really dirty she was, and not in the cool porno way.

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  3. I have the shirt that the guy to the left of her arm is wearing 😉

  4. One way or another, that kids gonna have a Deadbeat Dad

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