OMIGOD TAKE THE BABY OUT OF THE OVEN!
No.
TAKE THE TICKETS, JUST TAKE ‘EM!
Again: no.
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It is an expression.
Yes.
In my defense, you would definitely get tickets if you were like, “Give me tickets or I’ll cook this baby.”
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Your brain shouldn’t work the way it does.
Everyone has these thoughts.
They do not.
Well, your blog is called “Thoughts on the Dead”
WE R FITING UNTIL U FITE ME
initiate the fite then dingus what r u waiting for
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also, you’re not alone. this is standard shitty internet meme #4139
U R STANDARD SHITTY INTERNET TEEN #4139
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fit e me u fkn scrub i swear on me mum
Never liked babies. Smelly little things that burb on you. When the kids about three, I’m in.
babies are cute, but I couldn’t imagine ever having to take care of one. You want some food at 2:30 in the morning? get out of bed, you know where the pantry is. grow up already??????????????
First night I heard a girl shouting with the din of all the barkers selling stickers and posters:
“Who wants to make a dead baby?”
It took me a bit to compute, but she wanted to conceive a child with a total stranger in honor of the fare thee well. I thought about it, but really dirty she was, and not in the cool porno way.
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pls disregard that omfg
I have the shirt that the guy to the left of her arm is wearing 😉
i like knowing that, miss maggiemay! where did you get it?
I got it from Amazon! LiquidBlue has an excellent selection of Grateful Dead and other cool band shirts. <3
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One way or another, that kids gonna have a Deadbeat Dad