I’d take this option, though. Burial’s a scam and a waste of good land; cremation is spooky. Give my organs to bass players and make art from my bones. Scare children with me for a thousand years.
Also, the coccyx bones at the bottom make up the collar of the chalice, while the ball joints in the middle of the stem would properly be called the knop. We all just learned something, besides the fact that residents of Prague in the 10th century were metal as fuck.