Bobby, stop this.
“Don’t tell me who to be best friends with.”
These are manipulated photos that do not reflect reality.
“Reality is so often pliable.”
It’s truly not.
“This picture is from, uh, right before our first tour.”
“The Jimi and Bobby Best Friends Experience.”
“We’re opening for the Monkees. I’m, uh, surprised you haven’t heard of this. Famous rock and roll moment.”
Yes, it was, but you weren’t part of it.
“Those teens didn’t know what we were laying down. Monkees were real decent guys, though. Peter Tork let me try on his hat.”
None of this happened.
“Gotta tell ya: it was weird getting someone else’s leftovers in the Hostility Suite. Didn’t much care for it.”
I need you to stop telling these lies.
“Is this because Jimi’s black?”
No! It has nothing to do with that!
“Those exclamation points say different.”
I can’t do this any more.
“No one asked you to.”