Thoughts On The Dead

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Royal Pedigree

img_3273You all know that TotD is an animal lover, except for the shitty animals, so I offer a simple analogy pertaining to dogs: when you watch the Westminster Dog Show, or hear about “breed standards,” think about this poor asshole in the painting.

We naturally recoil from familial incest, inbreeding, and attempts to “keep the line pure” because we know that that poor asshole is what results. And he was rich as shit, meaning his parents were rich as shit, and if even rich people can’t figure out how to mate within the family and not produce windowlickers like Saddle Face up there, then what hope does a dog breeder have?

To paraphrase a smart man: two legs or four, you can’t fuck your sister and expect anything good to come from it.

8 Comments

  1. I thought you didn’t post selfies

  2. you are: hilarious and a fabulous writer. glad I stumbled on your blog!

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  3. … two legs or four, you can’t fuck your sister and expect anything good to come from it.

    Billy looks like a friendly Italian baker who likes to fuck the cannoli before he sells it.

    Not yet 12 hours into the month (Pacific Time), & we have two solid contenders for “line that I read in February that made me snort the greatest amount of coffee out of my nose and onto my keyboard.”

    Gaddam do I love this website 🙂

  4. Some say the Spencers are direct descendants of the Habsburgs. All I know is my wife finds me handsome. ……

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