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Rules On The Dying Of Male Hair

Age 15-25 These men may dye their hair, but only unnatural colors. (Neon red, baby blue, money green.)

Age 26-76 These men may not dye their hair at all for any reason.

Age 76-Death These men may dye their hair, but only unnatural colors. (Neon red, baby blue, money green.)

There are no exceptions.

(NOTE: Little boys in school plays may dump baby powder on their heads to make it look like they are old men, because that is adorable.)

8 Comments

  1. Never understood men wanting to cover up the grey. My salt-and-pepper hair is literally the only attractive thing about me. Chicks dig the grey; it’s distinguished and shit. Adds an air of thoughtful gravitas.

  2. can we get 15 bumped down to 13? asking for an offspring

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      August 27, 2017 at 12:57 am

      I will allow it, but the color must be absurd.

    • Anyone who dies their hair blue, should be taking personal responsibility for the laundering of pillowcases..

      Just saying MrC should tell TeenC that blue hair is cool, blue pillowcases are not.

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    August 27, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    carpet’s gotta match the drapes

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