Age 15-25 These men may dye their hair, but only unnatural colors. (Neon red, baby blue, money green.)
Age 26-76 These men may not dye their hair at all for any reason.
Age 76-Death These men may dye their hair, but only unnatural colors. (Neon red, baby blue, money green.)
There are no exceptions.
(NOTE: Little boys in school plays may dump baby powder on their heads to make it look like they are old men, because that is adorable.)
Never understood men wanting to cover up the grey. My salt-and-pepper hair is literally the only attractive thing about me. Chicks dig the grey; it’s distinguished and shit. Adds an air of thoughtful gravitas.
If I’m not mistaken, there is a song by a band about this very question.
can we get 15 bumped down to 13? asking for an offspring
I will allow it, but the color must be absurd.
Anyone who dies their hair blue, should be taking personal responsibility for the laundering of pillowcases..
Just saying MrC should tell TeenC that blue hair is cool, blue pillowcases are not.
carpet’s gotta match the drapes
Shit, I need to dye my pubes gray
just a little Touch around your Taint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHbjpGw1s9c