Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Same Shit, Different Band

mickey sailor hat

“You take that thing off, jackass.”

“Kiss my dick and sing your sailboat song.”

“Take it off or I’m telling Irving.”

“He’ll side with me. Rules of being Jewish.”

“No, he’ll side with me. I’m the singer. Rules of the music business.”

“Ha! The music business IS Jewish! You’re screwed, Weir!”

“Take off the hat and play the song right!”

“Make me!”




“Um, John?”

“Yeah, O?”

“Our guitarist and drummer are punching one another.”

“No, man. I”m the guitarist.”

“Is there some sort of group chat I’m not privy to where these running jokes get passed around?”


“Forget about it. Weren’t you wearing a hat?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”


  1. If there’s a Captain, there has to be a Tenille

  2. The Central Shaft

    June 17, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Fought so hard he knocked a Stealie off The Beam.

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    June 18, 2016 at 11:08 am

    Donna Jean IS Tenille!

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