“You take that thing off, jackass.”
“Kiss my dick and sing your sailboat song.”
“Take it off or I’m telling Irving.”
“He’ll side with me. Rules of being Jewish.”
“No, he’ll side with me. I’m the singer. Rules of the music business.”
“Ha! The music business IS Jewish! You’re screwed, Weir!”
“Take off the hat and play the song right!”
“Make me!”
“Fine!”
PUBLICPUNCHINGPUBLICPUNCHING
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE
“Um, John?”
“Yeah, O?”
“Our guitarist and drummer are punching one another.”
“No, man. I”m the guitarist.”
…
“Is there some sort of group chat I’m not privy to where these running jokes get passed around?”
“What?”
“Forget about it. Weren’t you wearing a hat?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
If there’s a Captain, there has to be a Tenille
Fought so hard he knocked a Stealie off The Beam.
….
Donna Jean IS Tenille!