Hi, there. I like your political opinions. Wanna go shoot pool in the fictional section of town?
Did you buy those sunglasses at the mall or in a gas station?
Ooh, fancy. What does Chula Vista mean, anyway?
“The town’s on a hill, so you can really see the chula.”
Okay. You have lovely teeth.
“They’re for chewing.”
Also ripping and tearing.
“Those three things, right. I don’t do anything weird with my teeth.”
Are you paying attention to the conventions?
“Not really a fan of cosplay.”
I meant the political conventions.
Let’s date. Like Taylor Swift does. You know: date.
“Oh, you seem great, but I have a boyfriend. He’s right behind you.”
“GET YOUR OWN, BROTHER! SHE’S PARTYIN’ WITH ME TONIGHT!”
Who are you?
“THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN FUCK.”
I can’t believe I’m single.
“YOU AIN’T GOT CHARISMA LIKE ME.”
ADDENDUM I swear to you that I began this post with the intention of passing along the stream, nothing more, and it just got away from me.