Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

San Diego Serenade

pretty girl deadandco chulavista

Hi, there. I like your political opinions. Wanna go shoot pool in the fictional section of town?

“What?”

Did you buy those sunglasses at the mall or in a gas station?

“Mall.”

Ooh, fancy.  What does Chula Vista mean, anyway?

“The town’s on a hill, so you can really see the chula.”

Okay. You have lovely teeth.

“They’re for chewing.”

Also ripping and tearing.

“Those three things, right. I don’t do anything weird with my teeth.”

Are you paying attention to the conventions?

“Not really a fan of cosplay.”

I meant the political conventions.

“Same answer.”

Let’s date. Like Taylor Swift does. You know: date.

“Oh, you seem great, but I have a boyfriend. He’s right behind you.”

fat guy dead hat

“GET YOUR OWN, BROTHER! SHE’S PARTYIN’ WITH ME TONIGHT!”

Who are you?

“THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN FUCK.”

I can’t believe I’m single.

“YOU AIN’T GOT CHARISMA LIKE ME.”

True.

ADDENDUM I swear to you that I began this post with the intention of passing along the stream, nothing more, and it just got away from me.

3 Comments

  1. Potw!

    (Post of the week for you newbs)

  2. Wow, youth really is wasted on the young

  3. Luther Von Baconson

    July 28, 2016 at 7:09 am

    eeny meeny decimeeny……

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